By the way who say neat anymore? That’s right I do!

Ok, well I got this really sweet e-mail right, later I’ll show you how to confuse people.  So say this to your friends:

You: Are you smart?

Them: Yes.

You:Ok, then how do you put a giraffe in a refridgorater?

Them:(what ever they say)

You:Nope.  Open the door and put it in.  Hopefully you’ll get the next one right.  How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Them: Open the door and put it in.

You: Nope.

Them: WHAT?!

You:Open the fridge, take out the giraffe and then put it in!!!  Now, a lion was hosting a party, he invited all the animals, all of them came except which one?!

Them: Uhhhh, I don’t know

You: The elephant-you’re so mean you never took him out.  How could he attend?!

Them: oh.

You: You’re in the jungle and you have to cross a river in crocdile territory-you have no boat.  How do you get across without being eaten.

THEM(This is what soemone said to me today): Swing on a vine, no wait, step on them!

You(me):No, walk in and swim across-have you not been listening, all the animals are at the party?!

Ok are you smart?

Them:Yes.

(Now walk and pull two chair so that they are across from each other, now stand in the middle and make and “X” with your body, now say:)

You: Try to get through these chairs without touching me at all!!!

Them;No. that’s gross.

You: Ok, than explain how’d you would do it.

Them(I got this today): I’d take a gun and shoot you!(I know how rude!)  Or I’d take a bat and hit you.

You: You would?  How rude, but why go through all of that when you could’ve just told me to move?! 

Then wink and walk away.  That’s right-walk away.

Now how to confuse someone.

Say something really fast and they’ll say what or huh.

The you say what? they say what, and repaet like twenty times and then say soemthing random, kepp doing. In no time they’ll be confused!

-Stickdude101

P.S. If you wanna e-mail me soemthing funny that could end up on this website let me know at: stick_dude_101@ yahoo.com

I also take funny expeirences!

-Stickdude

It’s really easy.  Here’s how to annoy me(in one easy step):

1. Annoy me!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -I think you can actually try to figure out how.  Cuz I’m not gonna tell ya! So good luck!

This is the most important post that you will ever read!

it’s important because….well…….uhhhhhh…….I really don’t know I thnk I forgot……….Uhhhhhhhhhhh….heh heh…..I uh….forgot….Oh yeah….I think…I remember….I think……..Well this post is important beacause it has the word important in it…..I think that was the reason.  Oh well.

-Stickdude….what was the number after my name??101 I think.

I need help.

And I saw Indianna Jones:Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on the day it came out!  It really wasn’t too crowded and I don’t know why.

Well here’s the reveiw:

I’d give it an “A” because the ending was a little stranger than the rest-the skull was actualy an alien skull.

The speacial effects were awesome.  The only fake part was the part where the guy ges eateb by the ants.  The best parts are the funny parts.   Harrison Ford did an awesome job!  So that’s  the reveiw-It’s a must see movie!(Too bad Srufgirl never saw it yet!)

-Stickdude101

P.S. This post contains a Spoiler Warning ! Oh, I probably should of said that earlier. Oops.

Do you think I’m unimportant?  I mean nobody listens to me.  There’s someone in my class with long hair-everytimme they move their head and I’m next to them, their hair hit’s me.  i say:QUIT HITTING ME WITH YOUR HAIR!

what do they do? Swing their head and full speed and WHAm!(not joking) That’s one way to annoy me-or get my attention, because I have to tell them not to do it!

Another thing is I tell people NOT to touch me-and guess what-they touch me.

I have three rules.

Don’t touch the cap

Don’t touch the Hair

And don’t touch the ME!

But people violate the rules everyday!

So I uees I have to live with it for another seven years-or MORE!!!!!!!!!! Uh-oh

-Stickdude101

Is the yellow traffic light second down from the top, or second up from the bottom?

Heh heh.

-Stickdude101

Ok, I was looking at a peanut containing candy, It even said on the cover: Peanut ******(*=the letters)  i look on the back and it said:WARINING MAY CONATIN PEANUTS!

May contain??????????

Plus

I met this one stupid kid(ok it’s me), who put a meachanical pencil in an eletric pencil sharpener!

And the same kid cut his finger half way off because he didn’t listen to his mom when she said:”DONT PLAY WITH THE EXACTO KNIFE!”

yeah people can get stupid.  Like my sister

Me: Hey wanna rent Fantastic Four:rise of the Silver Surfer?

Her:We can’t.

Me: Why not?

Her:We haven’t seen Fantastic 3.

(what the heck?  )

Ok here’s another one from my classmay=te(she sits with me.

Me:Ok, I’ll test your spanish.

Her:Shoot.

Me: what’s ‘Pug’?

Her(this is funny): Uh,’Puggito’?

Me:No-Perro!

Ha ha ha ha I was laughing sooooooooooo hard.

So think that we get stupider?

Well vist: http://boulderdash.wordpress.com and look for a post at the bottom.  It’s full of DUMB LABELS!  So dumb it’s funny!

So see ya.

-Stickdude101

Well, before I tell you why I’m mad first I should tell you I go to a school where I go to a school two days and homeschool tree days.  well, my mom has a lot of kids to school and there’s this one girl-******(the *is the letters of their name)

and well, this is why I’m mad.

I know she likes me-she told me.  I told her i didn’t like back(although I didn’t tell her who i did like-I’ve never told anyone.)

And she keeps on trying to make me like her-IT”S ANNOYING.  And she shows signs she likes me.  She laughed when something really wasn’t funny(she even said it wasn’t funny), she left her binder at my desk-so anytime she need something, she’d walk across the room to get it- and it was at my desk.  AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

well, now I can give you some tips-some good tips.  But i’m actually creating my own site. Stickdude101.wordpress.com.

Oh, and I found out that the one I like-likes me too.  but i still don’t wanna tell you who it is.

  That;s right you can do the Robot on CP!!(No, it’s not if you have the robot suit)

1.  Go to player card and click HARD HAT.

2. close player card.

3. open player card.

4. put on CLOWN SUIT, CLOWN WIG, and CLOWN SHOES

5 DON”T close player card

6. Dance

Then you should be doing the robot.

7. Stop.

8. put on Chef hat and apron

9 DON”T CLOSE PLAYER CARD

10. DANCE

Now you can try this dance with all sorts of weird combinations, but remember DON”T CLOSE PLAYER CARD THE SECOND TIME

Oh, and only YOU can see.

-Stickdude101

We want to tell you about our penguin’s lives. 

Stickdude101.

Born:July 29th, 2007

First color:Light Blue

First item;Fishing pole

First Pin:Butterfly

First backround: Splashing water-no treasure map.

Story:

Born on July 29th, 2007 Stickdude101 was born of a blue egg, first hatched in the Plaza.  The first room he ever visited was the cove.  He had two brothers and sisters.  Srufgirl and stickdude102.  He waddled into the shiphold of Rockhopper and received his first item.  Then, he ran into Srufgirl(she was a few weeks older)and they couldn’t find stickdude102.

They saw him on Rockhopper’s ship as he was about to leave.

Then, in Feburaury 2008, he was discovered again(he survved the fatal crash).

and that’s part I(stay tuned for next week’s eddition.

-Stickdude101